8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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