I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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