Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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