Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
i think my cat just said my name.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
