Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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