she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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