I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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