names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so let's talk penis.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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