Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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