summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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