Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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