i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
its liver damage thursday
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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