No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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