she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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