im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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