i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
and she was petting her beer can
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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