I must be too annoying 4 u.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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