Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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