i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just had sex on a roof
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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