its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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