I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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