How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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