what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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