WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
