I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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