I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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