Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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