Your mouth is God's brothel.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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