I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
farters have to be the big spoon...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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