It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The feeling are messing with the penis
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...