I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.