Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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