Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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