I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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