To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
