great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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