I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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