i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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