a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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