i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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