At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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