But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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