Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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