Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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