their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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