She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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