Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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