I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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