I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Two words: nipple clamps
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