Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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