Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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