He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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