I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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