Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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