Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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