If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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