is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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