they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
jump out the window naked night went bad
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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