I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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