Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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