I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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